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Funny Jokes About Me Quotes & Sayings
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I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.
Mitch Hedberg
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Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.
John Lasseter
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I don't want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something.
Steve Harvey
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Im sorry I mistook all our laugh, sweet texts and jokes as you caring. I'll think twice before I waste my time again. But its over now.
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Remembering inside jokes that you and your best friend used to have, then you remember you dont talk anymore...
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Never say never, she might do her friend, you never know. Shorty make that d..k stand up like it's telling jokes.
Lil Wayne
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For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
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My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.
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Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.
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Funny is funny is funny.
Bob Newhart
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Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman.
Carey Williams
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Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes.
Aries Spears
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Every word that you say keeps on bouncing around in my head. When all my delusions of grandeur have turned into bad jokes instead.
Mike Posner
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I think I'd be a good mother. Maybe a little overprotective. Like I would never let the kid out, of my body.
Wendy Liebman
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I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.
David Letterman
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Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
Stella Benson
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There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere.
Mose Allison
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ni...s wanna crack jokes just to get close to me. Hope you know that I'm strapped like I supposed to be.
Rick Ross
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make jokes. no stress. love. live. life. proceed. progress
Lil Wayne
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We all have that friend that acts innocent but understands all the dir.. jokes.
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