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Funny Jokes On Marriages One Liners Quotes & Sayings
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Marriages are under strain today in terms of economics. There are social cross-currents. We see failed marriages. But it is not under attack by our gay and lesbian citizens.
Earl Blumenauer
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I know some good marriages - marriages where both people are just trying to get through their days by helping each other, being good to each other
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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I became a specialist at comedic one-liners.
Lauren Hutton
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When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
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Even in the most ideal marriage problems and challenges will arise. There is a constant barrage of distractions and circumstances in our society working against marriages and families. It's no wonder that so many marriages fail. Relationships that lead to marriage start off so simply.
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
Robert Maynard Hutchins
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Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000...
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I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there.
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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
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If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes...we are racing.
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President Reagan's one-liners were terrific.
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Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
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Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.
Woody Allen
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It's scary that 50% of all marriages end in divorce...it's even scarier that the other 50% last forever.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
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