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Funny Makeup Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I look like a transs..ual. Im a woman, but Im super-exaggerated with my boobs, my ass, my makeup and my accent. When I get ready for an event, I always look at myself in the mirror and say, I look like a transvestite! I love it.
Sofia Vergara
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors than Arnold Palmer and me combined. Somebody is going to dust my records. It might as well be Tiger, because he's such a great kid.
Jack Nicklaus
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The degree that these scenes went to... there was a couple of days I was upset... I'd have to hurry back to the girls in the makeup trailer and have a bit of a cry because it messes with your head.
Natasha Richardson
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A clown's makeup and character, that's all he has to sell. He loves and believes in that character.
Emmett Kelly
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One of the makeup artists once dyed my dog blue with vegetable blue.
Mia Kirshner
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Just like I am obsessed with the history of fashion, I love reading about the history of makeup.
Cyndi Lauper
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I've said this so many times but there's a magic when you have a really good actor in a really good makeup.
Rick Baker
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I don't like to go to premieres or openings. I don't like to have to put on makeup.
Rosie O'Donnell
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Being comfortable in your skin means your confident in whatever you choose to do with yourself. Makeup or not.
Unknown
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Less is more. I'm definitely not a makeup person, wearing it doesn't equal feeling pretty. Women look so much better as they are.
Unknown
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I don't believe in dressing up reality. I don't believe in using makeup to make things look smoother.
Lou Reed
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They are part of lots of sessions that makeup a hazy part of my session life.
Jim Sullivan
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And even makeup couldnt make her beautiful because real beauty comes from loving yourself and thats something she could never do.
Unknown
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I want to go on a blind date but with someone who is actually blind, so I don't have to: wear pants, do my hair/makeup, and I can eat like a pig!
Unknown
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Wake up wake up, I'm going at ya face makeup. These ni...s need stitches cause they takin pay cuts.
Lil Wayne
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I was in a band when I was 15. We were a glam band. Then I couldn't afford to buy makeup. At the time that was the thing.
Layne Staley
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No, I'm not! I'm not a tomboy! I love my makeup! That's not true! I'm not a tomboy!
Hilary Duff
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I chose the most explosive dress I could find. I put a ton of makeup on and some great round earrings. I looked like Jennifer Jones in Duel in the Sun.
Victoria Abril
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The two major things that changed the makeup of all professional sports are money generated by television and courts that players went to in order to win their freedom as free agents.
Will McDonough
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