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Funny Marriage Advise Quotes & Sayings
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Whoever keeps his mouth shut when he realizes that he is wrong is wise and he who holds the mouth even if he is right is married.
Vikrant Parsai
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The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead.
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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
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Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.
Gloria Steinem
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Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops.
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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, its not so hot.
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They say they're preserving 'the sanctity of marriage' which means that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a heteros..ual guy can still get drunk in Vegas and marry a hooker at the Elvis chapel. The sanctity of marriage has been saved!
Lea DeLaria
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True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking Well, I could smother them with a pillow or make breakfast. Sigh. Pancakes it is.
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Can my broken marriage be saved after a separation? There are many reasons to be hopeful when trying restore your marriage after an estrangement. Often a separation can be helpful for a marriage in crisis. Especially if the time apart can serve as an occasion for you and your spouse to take a break from the emotional strain of your marital troubles.
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Very soon the shadow will give way to Reality. The partial will pass into the Perfect. The foretaste will lead to the Banquet. The troubled path will end in Paradise. A hundred candle-lit evenings will come to their consummation in the marriage supper of the Lamb. And this momentary marriage will be swallowed up by Life. Christ will be all and in all. And the purpose of marriage will be complete.
John Piper
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It is not marriage that fails; it is people that fail. All that marriage does is to show them up.
Harry Emerson Fosdick
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I don't know what it takes to make marriage work, but I'm going to keep trying until I get it right. I haven't given up on love or marriage.
Stephanie Mills
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
Bill Cosby
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There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage
Erica Jong
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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent!
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There are four stages in a marriage. First there's the affair, then the marriage, then children and finally the fourth stage, without which you cannot know a woman, the divorce.
Norman Mailer
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The people who marry make a good marriage not marriage in itself.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three meals a day, sharing the workload and remembering to carry out the trash
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Wishing you the best of times in your marriage. May your love bloom brighter and your marriage grow sweeter with each passing day. Congratulations on your marriage.
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Saying 'I'm not against gay marriage, I am against all marriage' is bogus. It's not really about marriage, it's about respect and equality.
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