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Funny Marriage Advise Quotes & Sayings
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I can't wait to be married. It's going to be so great to find that one special person I want to annoy for the rest of my life.
Ana Chable
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Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
Dick Van Dyke
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I always advise people never to give advice.
PGWodehouse
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Marriage is a hunting permit that entitles you to only one dear at a time.
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To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Ogden Nash
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For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
Bill Cosby
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I'm against gay marriage. I think marriage is a sacred union between a man and a pregnant woman.
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henny Youngman
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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
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When entering into a marriage one ought to ask oneself: do you believe you are going to enjoy talking with this woman up into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory, but most of the time you are together will be devoted to conversation.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
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Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & those inside are desperate to come out...
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Just a reminder of MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master. .
Ritu Ghatourey
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
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f you really want to advise me, do it on Saturday afternoon between 1 and 4 o'clock. And you've got 25 seconds to do it, between plays. Not on Monday. I know the right thing to do on Monday.
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Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway.
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Here's to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for not making anyone else be married to them.
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