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Deja Vu is when God thinks something is so funny, that he has to rewind it to show it to his friends.
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Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious.
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I'll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go out to buy new ones.
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I was going to do something today but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday.
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It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
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But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.
Wanda Sykes
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i think I might like you funny huh. yeah really funny. but do i? I guess ill never know
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I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.
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With her little funny eyes of hazel. With her little funny old blue hat.
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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
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Friendship is a network that needs: No recharge; No roaming; No validity; No activation; No signal problem; Just don't switch off your heart.
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Relationships are like stars, some are bright, some are only for a short time and no matter how invisible they may look, some live forever.
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Looking for a suitable partner is like looking for a healthy food. It doesn't need to be delicious as long as its good for the heart.
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Boiling water hardens a potato but it softens an egg. It is circumstances which determine ones attitude.
DrAnil Kumar Sinha
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Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you.
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The best camera in the world is one's eyes and the best photos are MEMORIES.
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In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.
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My resolution is to decipher the hidden meaning in your resolution.
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