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Funny Metaphors Quotes & Sayings
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A good friend is like a computer. She enters your life, saves you in her heart, formats your problems, shifts you to opportunities and never deletes you from her memory.
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Life is a great trip, the only problem is that it doesn't come with a map. We have to search our own routes to reach our destination..
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The robots are these metaphors for technology, the conflict between technology and mankind, and how technology today is completely invading our lives, from our iPods to our cellphones, and how it's super-practical.
Daft Punk
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Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off, the right pitch will come and when it does be prepared to run the bases.
Sara Ann Nielsen
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It's important that your inside character is bigger than your outside persona. A sports car with a lawnmower engine won't work.
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The fact that you can't keep a white garment away from stains, does not mean you should sit in the mud. Mind the company you keep, Where you sit and stand. Minimize the stain for clean wash.
Moyo Adekoya
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Promise me you will not spend so much time treading water and trying to keep your head above the waves that you forget, truly forget, how much you have always loved to swim.
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A mind is like a parachute, it doesnt work if it isn't open.
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Some people are like pictures, if you scale them up too much, they will lose their quality.
Ali Bassam
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Socializing is creating a virtual company with people in the network as employees.
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Hurting someone can be as easy as throwing a stone in the sea. But do you have any idea how deep that stone can go?
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Every religion is true one way or another. It is true when understood metaphorically. But when it gets stuck in its own metaphors, interpreting them as facts, then you are in trouble
Joseph Campbell
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it take millions of stars to make galaxy but it only takes me and my best friend to make infinity.
Eunice Maxwell
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Advice is like snow; the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind.
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Your mind is a garden. Your thoughts are the seeds. You can grow flowers. Or you can grow weeds.
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Success without honor is an unseasoned dish;it will satisfy your hunger,but it won't taste good.
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Life is like a quotation. Sometimes, it makes you laugh. Sometimes, it makes you cry. Most of the time, you don't get it.
Ritu Ghatourey
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a new friendship is just like unripe lemon or orange, with time either it may be sweet or sour.
Yashraj Suman
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Never take for granted what God has given you. The same sun which melts ice, also hardens clay.
Mercy Pheona
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If life is a stage, I'd rather be the director because everyone in this world is already acting. I'd love to shout CUT!! When I see them!
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