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Sometimes we just need someone who is like a pencil with an eraser. To write happiness and erase all sadness.
Sushan Sharma
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People are not rain or snow or autumn leaves; they do not look beautiful when they fall.
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The flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest and most beautiful of all.
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We can complain because roses have thorns, or rejoice because thorns have roses.
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If you can't be a pencil to write anyone's happiness, then try to be a nice eraser to remove someone's sadness.
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You don't judge a tree by the name it Wears, you judge a tree by the fruit it Bears.
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Finding someone is like trying to find the right perfume. It has to be the right one, one that'll stick close to you wherever you go.
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Life is that book that has no beginning or end, just content.
Hermann J Steinherr
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The awkward moment when you realize your joke isn't as funny as you thought.
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There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
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Funny how I want to skip class in order to study.
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If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish. -Marlin
Finding Nemo
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A bird sitting on a tree is never afraid of the branch breaking because her trust is not on the branch but on it's own wings. Always believe in yourself.
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Friendship is like a song, some may be a hit and last forever and some maybe be a waste of time and never to be heard of again.
Zoe Prentice
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If I could plant a flower for every time I miss you, I could walk through my garden forever.
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Relationship is like an onion which has many layers of TRUST and CARE. If you try to cut it you will find nothing except tears in your eyes.
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If loving you was a job, I would be the most deserving, dedicated and qualified candidate. In fact, I would even be willing to work for free.
Mitch Cuento
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Clouds come floating into my life No longer to carry rain or usher storm But to add color to my sunset sky
Thexy Odette
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Most of the time when people laugh at me...I'm not trying to be funny.
Donny Norris
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I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.
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