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Funny Metaphors Quotes & Sayings
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Find a legal way for your anger, volcanoes have lived for centuries without destroying themselves or others because the hottest part in them found its way out.
Ahmed Mayouf
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Be the ocean to create the wave. Don't drown, trying to ride the wave you see others surfing.
Lucas Hunter
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If the Prodigal Son's a parable, and if Adam and Eve are metaphors, then maybe God is just figure of speech.
Dan Barker
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Funny is funny is funny.
Bob Newhart
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Cheating is like eating fast food. You do it, you enjoy it, and then you end up feeling like shit.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Don't spend your entire life building a ship, without ever tasting the salt of the ocean.
Alexander Den Heijer
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Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected.
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When one door closes another opens, is a fact l barely accept. The truth is, sometimes the open door is just for that season.
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Optimism is planting seeds in a barren field, and overlooking the forecast of a dry summer.
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The metaphor is perhaps one of man's most fruitful potentialities. Its efficacy verges on magic, and it seems a tool for creation which God forgot inside one of His creatures when He made him.
Jose Ortega Y Gasset
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
Paul Feig
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My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
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Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and fans the bonfire.
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The cartoon is a metaphor really for the fact that it's almost impossible in our celebrity obsessed culture to move around genres and sort of change you ideas, change your face, you know?
Damon Albarn
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Days are like trains, they will just zoom by. You can be zapped seeing them pass or you can jump on to one of them and enjoy the Journey.
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Your actions are the pen you put to paper, live as you write, courageously and without fear of running out of pages.
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Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.
Carl Sandburg
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It is better to live with one free man and to be without fear and free, than to be a slave with many.
Epictetus
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Love is as the the air we breathe, sometimes sweet and other times polluted!
Philip C Webb
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Trust is like a mirror and once you feel a scar in it, it will never be the same again.
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