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Funny Parking Lot Late Joke Quotes & Sayings
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It wasn't until the late '70s that a lot of people knew me.
Sam Donaldson
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If you do something you're going to regret in the morning, sleep late!
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Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.
Eddie Murphy
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You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you don't make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level.
John Krasinski
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I started a joke, which started the whole world crying. But I didn't see that the joke was on me.
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Thanks for coming in early and staying late because I have kids and you don't.
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A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.
Frank Sinatra
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I promise to never treat you like NBC does its late-night hosts.
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I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me.
Tallulah Bankhead
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Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late.
Mike Tyson
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I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.
Max Kauffmann
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C.L.A.S.S; Come late and start sleeping!
Emalie Newhall
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Because Buffy really has become the straight man, every once in a while it's nice to be the one that tells the joke and it's nice to be the one that is the joke and it's nice to do something that's a little bit different.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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If a condescending joke is truly funny, make yourself the subject- you will increase the number of people laughing by at least one.
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Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it.
Scott Roeben
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As a joke, I would love to stand in line at ATM machines, and when people put in their PIN, I yell Got it! and then run away.
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A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
Ernest Hemingway
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C.L.A.S.S: Come Late And Start Sleeping.
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I send pointless emails late at night to impress coworkers.
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