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Funny Poking Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
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I'm positive I lost an electron, I better keep an ion that.
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Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to.
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I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
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Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark.
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I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace.
Tommy Cooper
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I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
Billy Connolly
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I lost my coat, hopefully someone didn't jacket.
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The fastest way to make your own Anti-freeze is to hide her nightgown.
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I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.
Winston Spear
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There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the house next door, and it was very similar.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.
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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Steven Wright
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I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.
Victoria Wood
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On the 12th day of Facebook, Facebook gave to me, 12 pouters pouting, 11 pokers poking, 10 haters hating, 9 dudes I'm blocking, 8 attention seekers, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 invitations, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends requests & sleaze who won't stop in-boxing meeee!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
Alice Jane
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A blind man walks into a bar...and a table...and a chair.
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.
Les Dawson
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I know why Superman left Krypton. Earth was the only place he could get steroids!
Milton Berle
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I just tripped over my sister's bras. I guess it was a booby trap.
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