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Save among politicians it is no longer necessary for any educated American to profess belief in Thirteenth Century ideas
Henry Louis Mencken
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Whether we and our politicians know it or not, Nature is party to all our deals and decisions, and she has more votes, a longer memory, and a sterner sense of justice than we do
Wendell Berry
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A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday.
Russell Baker
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The politicians of New York have everything that is necessary to make proper decisions and they will have to live with what happens afterwards. The worst scenario is the politicians covering their eyes and turning it over to the FBI.
Tom Hayden
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The mistake a lot of politicians make is in forgetting they've been appointed and thinking they've been anointed.
Claude D Pepper
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Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.
P J ORourke
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Mitt Romney should change his first name to Fetch, because he's never going to happen.
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Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.
Paul Lynde
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I don't totally believe that all of the politicians see a problem with the gap between the scores of black children and other groups. I believe that many politicians think this has been the way it has always been, so what's the problem?
Barry Williams
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It does no harm just once in a while to acknowledge that the whole country isn't in flames, that there are people in the country besides politicians, entertainers, and criminals.
Charles Kuralt
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Both politicians and journalists face situations which strain their honesty and humanity. My opinion is that politicians on the average stand up somewhat better than journalists.
John McCarthy
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Writers and politicians are natural rivals. Both groups try to make the world in their own images; they fight for the same territory.
Salman Rushdie
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Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
Nikhil Saluja
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A politician's goal is always to manipulate public debate. I think there are some politicians with higher goals. But all of them get corrupted by power.
Dean Koontz
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There is one rule for politicians all over the world: Don't say in Power what you say in opposition; if you do, you only have to carry out what the other fellows have found impossible.
John Galsworthy
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There is one rule for politicians all over the world: Don't say in Power what you say in opposition; if you do, you only have to carry out what the other fellows have found impossible.
John Galsworthy
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Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be President, but they don't want them to become politicians in the process.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
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I'm always rather nervous about how you talk about women who are active in politics, whether they want to be talked about as women or as politicians
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
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Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be President, but they don't want them to become politicians in the process.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
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Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put it in, and the politicians take it out
Will Rogers
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