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Funny Pregnant Quotes & Sayings
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The emotional crying part of being pregnant , is not where its at...
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I don't find it cute being pregnant at 15...
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It is true that the movie is perhaps my most politically-charged. The story is thrust into motion by the idea of what do you do when your 13 year old daughter comes home pregnant. And not only is she pregnant, but she wants to keep the baby.
Todd Solondz
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You don't have to worry as much about the oops, I'm pregnant factor when you are sinlge.
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Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke.
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I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello, goodbye, and I'm pregnant.
Dean Martin
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Everyone tries to rush you into everything these days, but for me right now its all about Black Eyed Peas, theres no room in my schedule to have a child. Even if I wanted to get pregnant, theres no way I could perform on stage and be pregnant, I would feel too guilty. Once I have children, the kids come first.
Fergie
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hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm 4 months pregnant, and its your baby .
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I think my husband secretly wants babies because every time I get paranoid about being pregnant he gets all snuggly. I don't want babies.
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Being pregnant should have never been a trend!!!
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It was weird because I was pregnant, throughout that so it was weird being a pregnant witch. I was in a really bad mood but luckily, because I sleep with the director, he just sort of scheduled me so I only had to do it two nights.
Helena Bonham Carter
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I was sued by a woman who claimed that she became pregnant because she watched me on television and I bent her contraceptive coil.
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All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
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It's so funny, because getting a role on Broadway is kind of like getting pregnant. All of a sudden, people start bombarding you with all kinds of advice and personal experiences.
Claire Danes
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I don't wanna have a baby now , but I wanna experience being pregnant just to see how it would be.
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Being pregnant comes with a lot, a lot of emotions you never realized you had.
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Why do females lie about being pregnant and lie about the baby daddy?
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When I'm bored I send a text to a random number saying 'I hid the body.' or 'I'm pregnant.'
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Its in Gods hands, and let it happen when it happens. Im 26. It should happen naturally. I dont want to force it. I would love to have a baby, and if I get pregnant, I get pregnant. I dont think, likemy biological clock is ticking!
Khloe Kardashian
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Honestly, I just lost weight! I want to be a skinny pregnant person, like how my sister Kourtney looks so cute pregnant. I can't be a house [after] I just lost weight.
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