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Funny Pregnant Quotes & Sayings
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Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit.
Maureen Murphy
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Whoever saw me before can say I did not put on seven kg. And of course, I am not pregnant, I dream of becoming a mother, and maybe I will it would be wonderful, but not now.
Oxana Fedorova
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Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.
Queen Victoria
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Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
Erma Bombeck
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She's late and she's nauseous and she doesn't think she is pregnant? Is she insane?
Khloe Kardashian
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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When I was pregnant. I exercised and was healthy, but it was also the first time since I was 14 that I wasn't on a diet.
Liv Tyler
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I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.
Loretta Lynn
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I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.
Tracy Morgan
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To finally get that call from the doctor that you're pregnant and you're having a baby...It was just another world.
Giuliana Rancic
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There's no such thing as second class citizenship. That's like telling me you can be a little bit pregnant.
H Rap Brown
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I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'.
Dean Martin
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Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, 'Hey, at least I'm not pregnant.'
Daniel Tosh
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I think the best thing about being pregnant would definitely have to be seeing just my belly grow and seeing, like, wow, there is, you know, something inside of me.
Tia Mowry
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I get an urge, like a pregnant elephant, to go away and give birth to a book.
Stephen Fry
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Without Khomeini, we would not be where we are. What a pity that, when pregnant with him, his mother did not choose to have an abortion.
Oriana Fallaci
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You wanna know who I want to get pregnant? Felicity Huffman. Ever since I saw Transamerica, I can't get her out of my head. -Jason
Knocked Up (The Movie)
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To avoid confusion, I'm waiting until tomorrow to tell you I'm pregnant.
Unknown
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April Fools Day quotes
Because I was newly pregnant, I was sick as a dog, yet I knew all my lines from a year before.
Gwyneth Paltrow
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I feel cheated never being able to know what it's like to get pregnant, carry a child and breast feed.
Dustin Hoffman
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