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Funny Random Auotes To Say On Facebook Quotes & Sayings
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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
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I'm glad you work out your issues on Facebook rather than half-naked on stage in front of millions of people.
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Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers??
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When I was younger, I would put my face close to a fan & talk to hear my robot voice...
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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
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If Facebook is like dating, then Twitter is like a one night stand - it's fun while you're doing it, you finish in like 5 minutes, and you feel real cheap afterwards.
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Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
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I've realized that instead of posting all my problems on Facebook, its better to find solutions for them on Google.
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Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fu..ing expensive.
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Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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I dream of a better tomorrow...where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.
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I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
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Even scientific knowledge, if there is anything to it, is not a random observation of random objects; for the critical objectivity of significant knowledge is attained as a practice only philosophically in inner action.
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I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!
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It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
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Who needs television when you have so much drama on Facebook.
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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