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Funny Random Auotes To Say On Facebook Quotes & Sayings
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
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Allowing gay marriages isn't nearly the gayest thing about California.
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Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
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If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
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'Are you as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when you read it backwards...
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Facebook...... Half Social Network..... Half Shoe Store! Didnt Know I Was At The Mall.
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Let's all pretend we're shocked that a professional football player committed sociopathic violence.
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The Miami Heat playing the San Antonio Spurs is the only way I could ever root for anything from Texas.
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Sorry you're upset that three brutal murders by one of your players may impact your team's playoff chances.
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Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass.
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Say this out loud five times fast! 'I won a math debate.'
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I refuse to go bungee jumping, I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one.
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I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said: 'Bathroom closed.'
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These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.
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Honesty is the best policy. Unless, of course, you're posting a Facebook Profile picture.
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I don't want to hear you complain about the heat unless you are planning to take off all your clothes.
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I'm searching Facebook for people named Hontas, just because I think it would be cool... to poke a Hontas.
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That awkward moment when Pinocchio and Voldemort meet.
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