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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
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There comes a time in life, when you walk away from all the drama and people who create it. You surround yourself with people who make you laugh, forget the bad, and focus on the good. So, love the people who treat you right. Think good thoughts for the ones who don't. Life is too short to be anything but happy. Falling down is part of life. Getting back up is living.
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Life's too short to waste on pessimism, boredom and disillusionment.
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My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.
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I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose.
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Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow!
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It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be freaking fantastic!
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Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom.
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It's funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can't remember the exact years, it's funny isn't it?
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.
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That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there's someone inside.
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I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
John Waters
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When it comes to life, there are no second chances, we only get one chance at life, and one life to live, so love those who love you and forget those that don't, life is to short to be anything but happy.
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Is there something in trade that desiccates and flattens out, that turns men into dried leaves at the age of forty? Certainly there is. It is not due to trade but to intensity of self-seeking, combined with narrowness of occupation. Business has destroyed the very knowledge in us of all other natural forces except business.
John Jay Chapman
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When old age shall this generation waste, Thou shalt remain, in midst of other woe Than ours, a friend to man, to whom thou say'st, 'Beauty is truth, truth beauty, - that is all Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
John Keats
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Sati is hilarious all the time. She has a great sense of humor. She knows she's funny, too. Like whenever she does something cute, she gets this smile on her face and announces, 'Funny baby!'
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Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
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Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
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You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.
Majel Barrett
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