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Funny Skinny Girls Quotes & Sayings
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Girls work on their looks but not on their minds because they know boys are stupid, not blind.
Ritu Ghatourey
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I was totally picked on, but look at me now! I was definitely picked on by boys and girls. I was really lanky and skinny and the boys would say, 'Turn sideways and stick out your tongue, you look like a zipper.'
Krysten Ritter
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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
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Good girls are bad girls who never get caught.
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Let's go swimming better yet I'm gonna go skinny dippin you can go chunky dunkin.
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In the city where the skinny ni...s tryin to be the ballers. Ain't no fathers, but the skinny ni...s tryin hit they daughters.
J Cole
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What is a movie star? A movie star is many things. They can be tall, short, thin, or skinny. They can be democrats...or skinny.
Steve Martin
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One minute of kissing burns 26 calories,no wonder those sluts are damn skinny.
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It's only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that I'm skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think I'm big, when I was big, I never thought about it.
Karl Lagerfeld
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Can fat people go skinny dipping?
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Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.
Lindsay Lohan
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Girls spend hours deciding what to wear, and all guys do is try to picture us naked.
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If a person wants to limit how much they consume, it's better if you pour into a tall, skinny glass. If as a host you want to limit what people drink, you better use tall, skinny glasses. You will be less likely to pour too much.
Brian Wansink
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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
Seann William Scott
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I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.
David Niven
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When a fat girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Ew, eat a salad." When a fat girl eats a salad, people think, "Is she trying to lose weight or something?" ..but when a SKINNY girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Wow, she eats and eats and never gains a pound." and when a SKINNY girl eats a salad, people think, "Why is she eating a salad? She doesn't need to lose weight." Like if you think this is true.
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Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot.
Justin Bieber
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If only losing weight was as easy as losing my cell phone, my keys, my temper, or even my mind, Id be SO skinny!
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Dear Lord, If you can't make me SKINNY, please make my friends FAT!
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Everyone in Hollywood is so damn skinny and you constantly feel like you're not skinny enough. But I have 'fat days' and I accept that I'm never going to be rail thin. It's hard not to feel pressure in this industry and I already use anti-aging products on my skin. I try not to let the pressure get to me but Los Angeles is a very hard place to be unless you have people here that love you. It can be very, very lonely, and it can eat you up if you don't take care of yourself.
Scarlett Johansson
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