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Funny Status To Make People Laugh Quotes & Sayings
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You have to be great friends and make each other laugh. We laugh a lot and neither is jealous of the other.
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I'm not sure how people get eaten by sharks...I mean how do you not hear the music?
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I can't even imagine what people did at red lights before cellphones.
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"I think we should feel other people." (Blind couple breaking up.)
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'Lehme gedda uh' = I would like to order something from your fine establishment, but I have to make up my mind first.
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When I have children I am going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that like a Boss!
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Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.
Eddie Murphy
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When people laugh at you for being different, laugh right back at them for being the same.
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If you are a great dramatic actor then you often don't know if people are enjoying your stuff at all because they are sitting there in silence. But with comedy it's a simple premise. If it's funny, people laugh. If it's not, they don't.
Steve Coogan
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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I'm only as nice as people allow me to be, so don't push my bi... button and we'll be great
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I don't think fat is pretty. If I saw some big fat leopard walking through the jungle, I'd start laughing. Or if I was at the races, I saw some 150-lb. greyhound running against the other lean greyhounds, I'd start laughing too. It doesn't seem very natural. It doesn't look healthy. It doesn't look sleek or stealth. It looks funny. I think that's why people through history laugh at fat people. They're round and funny-looking.
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How do homeless people always seem to get the shopping cart that has all four good wheels?
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I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back....Nice ass.
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At the store buying 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around and looked them in the eyes and said, 'Make it 52.'
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They should make a reality TV show called, 'Jersey Shore meets Shark Week.'
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It's so funny how my name has always been such a big deal. When I was growing up, my family was always moving. I had to meet new people all the time. And they'd laugh.
Calista Flockhart
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If a woman is funny, that will leave an impression and stay on my brain. A girl should do something, anything, to make me laugh. I like dark, intellectual wit. But no jokes about bodily functions. Thats not a turn-on for me.
Ryan Phillippe
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If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth.
John Cleese
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Hopefully one day your life will be as cool as you make it appear on Facebook.
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