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Funny Stuff On Facebook Statu Quotes & Sayings
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May the itch of a thousand crabs affect the one who ruins your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
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Call me Spider-man because I'm in love with Mary Jane.
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I just saved a whole bunch of money on my child support by switching to condoms.
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If you listen closely you can hear the gas pump tell your kid's college fund to go fu.. itself.
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Rick Ross shirts be looking like a sheet from a King size bed!
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Before you marry someone, ask yourself, 'Will they be a good killing partner during the zombie apocalypse?'
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I'm not saying she's a slut, but I tried to put her name as my password and it said 'Error: too easy.'
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Online dating is now like eating at Denny's thanks to photoshop, in person your order looks nothing like the photo on the menu.
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Never in my life have I seen a tombstone that read: Died for not forwarding that text to 10 people.
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I shaved my commute time in half by changing my car's horn to sound like gunfire.
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Does a prostitude file pregnancy as a work-related accident?
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I stepped on a cornflake this morning...I'm a cereal killer now!
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