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what, I got to amit this is some funny shit!!!
Miranda :)
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It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.
David Cross
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I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny.
Nora Dunn
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If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny.
Kate O'Brien
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I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.
Danny DeVito
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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
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Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow!
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It's funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can't remember the exact years, it's funny isn't it?
Steve Hackett
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My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.
Jerry Seinfeld
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Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom.
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I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose.
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be freaking fantastic!
Nishan Panwar
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I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.
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That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there's someone inside.
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Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
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You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.
Majel Barrett
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Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
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Sati is hilarious all the time. She has a great sense of humor. She knows she's funny, too. Like whenever she does something cute, she gets this smile on her face and announces, 'Funny baby!'
Alyson Hannigan
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Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
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