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Drug addicts are so funny that way. Just spinning around, lost in their own little world. Doing so much, accomplishing so little. How sad.
James St James
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Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
Abraham Lincoln
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In the world a man lives in his own age; in solitude in all ages.
William Mathews
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Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by children.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
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There are two types of people in this world, people who masturbate and liars.
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Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Unknown
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The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better -- it is just turning around as usual.
Finley Peter Dunne
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I miss you like Roberto Baggio missed that penalty in the World Cup '94 final.
Unknown
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Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.
Unknown
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Funny, that no matter where you are in the world, there's always someone eager to help you destroy yourself.
James St James
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I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Thomas Watson
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Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner.
Lynda Montgomery
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People are constantly saying, 'How's it feel to have such an impact?' I just want to be funny. I'm a comedian, not a political thinker. We're changing the world one factual error at a time.
Stephen Colbert
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If the world doesnt end on December 21st, 2012, I have a feeling there will be a lot of babies born on September 20th, 2013.
Unknown
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We can only change the world if we have a heart for the world and deliver the message for the world. We can only change the world if we evangelize the world.
Jerry Falwell
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It's a dog-eat-dog world, and you are wearing Milk-Bone underwear.
Unknown
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There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job to be done: school and prison.
William Glasser
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And it is not our part here to take thought only for a season, or for a few lives of Men, or for a passing age of the world.
JRR Tolkien
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The experience of each new age requires a new confession, and the world seems always waiting for its poet.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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