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Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow!
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It's funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can't remember the exact years, it's funny isn't it?
Steve Hackett
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose.
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My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.
Jerry Seinfeld
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Everything happens for a reason but sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and you make bad decisions.
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I mean that this diary holds memories of terrible things. Things that were covered up. Things that happened at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Tom Riddle
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With any group of people in life, sad things happen, and crazy things, and happy things. When you're in the public eye, it's just amplified, that's all.
Margot Kidder
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Childhood is not from birth to a certain age and at a certain age The child is grown, and puts away childish things. Childhood is the kingdom where nobody dies. Nobody that matters, that is.
Edna St Vincent Millay
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Be Thankful for all things in life. Even for the bad things. SOMETIMES the worst situations in life turn out to be the best things that ever happened to us.
John Wilson
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It's usually the exact same three things which are, the Scripts, the Director and the Role those are the three things I look for and really any two of them, If I get two of them that's usually enough, but definitely those are the things I look for.
Matt Damon
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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I think Secretary's funny, it is about s.., and there's a lot of s.. in it, s.. is the key, but you're talking about a lot of other complicated things.
Maggie Gyllenhaal
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
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Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
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You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.
Majel Barrett
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"
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Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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