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So I have a friend who works for me once a week. She's got e-mail, so anybody that must send an e-mail, they send it to her and she faxes it to me. Sounds like a long way of doing things, but it works for me.
Marian McPartland
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A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.
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A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.
Raymond Duncan
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If there was an award for laziness I'd probably send somebody else to pick it up for me.
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long before, having hurt, I'd send the pain below, I'd send the pain below.
Chevelle
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These are busy times for the Border Patrol, the customs agents, immigration folks; but if we are going to send these agencies to fight a war on drugs, to fight a war against illegal behavior, we have to send them the proper tools.
Bob Filner
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This is his solution: He said all we need to do is take your tax dollars, send them to Washington, have Washington take out its cut, having Washington then send it back to the states, have the states then go out and hire public employees. Does that make sense to you? Is that how to get the economy moving?
Rob Portman
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Send it to someone who can publish it. And if they won't publish it, send it to someone else who can publish it! And keep sending it! Of course, if no one will publish it, at that point you might want to think about doing something other than writing.
Robert B Parker
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Think not that I am come to send peace on earth; I came not to send peace, but a sword
Bible
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Does this darkness have a name? This cruelty this hatred. How did it find us, did it steal into our lives or did we seek it out and embrace it? What happened to us that we now send our children into the world like we send young men to war, hoping for their safe return but knowing some will be lost along the way. When did we lose our way? Consumed by the shadows swallowed whole by the darkness. Does this darkness have a name...is it your name?
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Dear God, Please send to me the spirit of Your peace. Then send, dear Lord, the spirit of peace from me to all the world. Amen.
Marianne Williamson
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Hey I'm Alexa get in my van everyone knows I'm a 40 yr old man but it's ok just send me your nudes but wait I'm lesbian so please no dudes. i own every site even Inkdolls but they fail anyway so they can suck my balls i'll tell you my address if you live in Hollywood so please little girls come get my goods Eleven, Twelve, even Thirteen. Join my nude group and you'll see what I mean
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Well, Woppi King and Two Gun Rhygin did have a big fight. Still Doctor Sploom get involve, and draw him knife. So Professor Brown decide to part. Woppi King lick the man with a banana stalk, and send him reeling like a hand cart. Anyhow, Rubaal and Dyas, and Ken Cott send them regards and Woppi King.
Laurel Aitken
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Dear January, how is February? Please tell March that April said May will come before June, I heard that July is getting married in August, how about September and her kids? Please send my greeting to October and don't forget to tell November that all our fans reading this will end December in happy mode.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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God send me an angel from the heavens above, send me an angel to heal my broken heart from being in love!
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Gyal a send threat, send threat Seh dem wah fi ketch me inna dem net. Ketch me inna dem net dem wah fi have me as a pet. Tek mi gully clothes off and wrap me inna Polo sweat.
Mavado
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Steve: This is it. I have absolute power. (Over intercom) Doris, could you please send in our high school mascot? (Man dressed in a buffalo costume comes in) Welcome, buffalo. As you must've heard, I have been elected student body President. As such, I can do anything I want... and I want to ride the buffalo! (Steve jumps on mascot's back) Woo hoo hoo!! Buffalo: MOOOO!!!! (Destroys everything in the office) Steve: Yes, yes! I'm riding the buffalo! (Buffalo falls, Steve gets off, Doris comes in) Now, send in the lunch lady.
American Dad
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