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You can't mix business with pleasure. Unless you're a whor.. cause then your business is pleasure.
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.
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I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.
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For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
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My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.
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Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.
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Call me a slut, call me a whor... If you dont like me theres the door. Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put this on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb, excuse me miss I'm having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. Thats just me, so give me a break. Call me wierd, call me a geek, call me what you want. Im just that unique:)
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Funny is funny is funny.
Bob Newhart
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She's Emo? You'd cut too if you've gone through what she has. She's Anorexic? You would be too if you were called fat everyday. She's a whor..? She made one mistake and it cost her her reputation. She's Loud? She's invisible at home, and wants to be heard. She's a Geek? She just wants to go far to help her poverty ridden family. She's Ugly? Tell me, what is the definition of beauty? You don't know their story. Don't judge
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
Paul Feig
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My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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My parents were really strict when I was growing up. When we all went to the theatre to see the first Scary Movie I warned my momma when I told her to get up and go and buy popcorn, she had to go and buy popcorn. But I'd like to think that I'd broken my parents in early. At least because I could have been part of a raunchier movie so that when I go on to play a crack whor.. that's naked all the time my parents won't be so upset.
Anna Faris
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Societys standards are fu..ed. If you're reserved and quiet, your emo. If your open and expressive, your an attention seeker. If your a virgin at 16 your doing something wrong. If you lose it by 16 your a whor... If you dont compliment yourself, your begging for compliments. If you do compliment yourself, your full of yourself. If your unique, your weird. If your normal, your boring. Its hard to find yourself in a world centered around perfection, when in reality imperfection is what defines us.
Mickey Anderson
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When an actress takes off her clothes onscreen but a nursing mother is told to leave, what message do we send about the roles of women? In some ways we're as committed to the old madonna-whor.. dichotomy as ever. And the madonna stays home, feeding the baby behind the blinds, a vestige of those days when for a lady to venture out was a flagrant act of public exposure.
Anna Quindlen
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