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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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Im not the kind of guy whos going to go out to a club and go dancing. Im just not really that guy, but yeah, I think that male stripping is all about the hips, the pelvis and that whole thing. You come away with some basic moves that are either applicable to life or, like I said, you can take those on to a show like True Blood and use them there. There are definitely some moves that I can use this year on the show.
Joe Manganiello
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one ordinary day...looking for nothing...I found me staring at the eyes of somebody whos smile froze me for quite a while...that was the day I found love...
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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Its not easy to do what you did. You made my men some of the most highly trained professionals in the world look like a bunch of minimum-wage mall cops. In my experience, it takes someone whos received similar training to do what you did to them. Why dont you tell me where you received that training? Afghanistan, Chechnya? No, you strike me more as the soldier of fortune type. Who are you? -Agent Phil Coulson
Thor
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If I smear glitter on my face, you dont have a choice you will be more attracted to me. Its part of our brand makeup. So anyway, then I started thinking, why just do my eyes? Why not my entire body? And at the end of my shows why dont I put a backpack on thats like a hand-held cannon and blast glitter at people? So not only do I look attractive, but so does everybody whos dancing? Its kind of like become my thing.
Kesha
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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And anyway, its all losers on the Internet. Anyone whos got enough time to fu..ing sit there and comment and slag people off Its nice to write positive things, and if people feel compelled to write positive things, thats different. I dont think that means youre a loser or anything
La Roux
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Its crazy right? To love someone whos hurt you. Its crazier to think that someone who's hurt you still loves you.
Unknown
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Groundedness is the quality I always want to be there, even if Im playing a neurotic character, or a woman with a rambunctious s.. life, like Nikki in Spin City. What does that mean, anyway? It means Nikkis a solid, savvy woman whos searching for something to fulfill herself. I always try to find the strength in any character I play, thats just my thing. I figure as long as I do that Im happy, and if they dont like it, screw em.
Connie Britton
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
Unknown
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You my friend are my shining star. The one who is always there for me. And even though we are miles a part and cannot always be seen, I know that you are not the sun in my life, nor my moon, because they run and hide when times get tough. You'll always be my star, the one whos always there, the one who shines brightest when my day turns dark.
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Im looking for someone whos not trying to compete against me. Im looking for a woman thats willing to be a woman. Let me do the manly things, she do the female-y things. Her 50 part, I do my 50 part and keep moving. I know its like today a lot of women like to compete against guys. Like they feel like I can do it myself I dont need no man. I dont like that attitude.
Akon
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Philosophy is written in that great book which ever lies before our eyes ... We cannot understand it if we do not first learn the language and grasp the symbols in which it is written. The book is written in the mathematical language ... without whos
Galileo Galilei
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
Unknown
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
Lala
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.
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