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Funny Work Weekendty Quotes & Sayings
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I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it, because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway.
Wally Wang
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In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well.
Len Deighton
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In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well.
Len Deighton
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If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either.
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The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
Slappy White
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The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
Robert Frost
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The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
Robert Frost
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The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss.
Unknown
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The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important.
Milo Bloom
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Thank you for praising good work, thank you for leading by example, thank you for caring about us and what we do. Thank you for being so terrific to work for. Happy Bosss Day!
Unknown
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I don't feel bad about online shopping at work. It's the only place where I can spend money WHILE I make it.
Unknown
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If homos..uality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work. 'Hello, can't work today. Still queer.'
Unknown
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
Abraham Lincoln
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Instead of calling in sick today, call in well. Tell them how great you feel not having to go to work today!
Unknown
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All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
Steve Martin
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Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.
Hussein Nishah
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Well hello, Mr. Hoodie. It has been a while since I needed to wear you. Hope you had a relaxing summer...now its back to work for you!
Unknown
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You have to understand the tone of the movie, because if it's supposed to be funny, it can be funny violent like the Home Alone stuff, but you have to really understand the tone of what you're doing and make the action work for that and for the character.
David R Ellis
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Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.
Sam Ewing
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Unknown
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