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Men and women, getting along, it's a joke. We have completely different brains, it's a completely different thing.
Christina Applegate
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If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish. -Marlin
Finding Nemo
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Will Rogers
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s.. is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.
Woody Allen
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Advice is sometimes transmitted more successfully through a joke than grave teaching.
Baltasar Gracian
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It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
Muhammad Ali
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The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's just saying what's wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.
Bob Saget
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A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke.
Max Eastman
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The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.
Ronnie Barker
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The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.
Mark McKinney
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I love doing six versions of any joke, so if they'll give me six takes, I'd love to do it.
Ryan Reynolds
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I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it.
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The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.
H G Wells
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A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.
Wanda Sykes
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Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Hermann Hesse
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I'm so happy that my costumes have found a home here in Melbourne, my home town, where I know they will be cared for and preserved. Its just such an honour that the Performing Arts Collection wanted it all. What I imagine people will want to see is the wear and tear, the ingrained make-up after fifty shows, where the audio-pack rubs these are things that for me, bring costumes to life.
Kylie Minogue
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One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke.
Mark Twain
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I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
Jack Handey
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Scandinavian-Danish cuisine was something quite rustic, mostly known for pastries and smorgasbord cuisine, which in itself has become a joke.
Rene Redzepi
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