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Home Alone Joke Quotes & Sayings
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If they're taking your love for a joke, then leave them like it's funny.
Unknown
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I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
Jack Handey
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There is a joke that your hammer will always find nails to hit. I find that perfectly acceptable.
Benoit Mandelbrot
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In this world of your parents' home, serve your Husband Lord; in the world beyond, in your in-laws' home, you shall dwell in peace. Meeting with the Guru, be a sincere student of proper conduct, and suffering shall never touch you.
Sri Guru Granth Sahib
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I'm about to give you all of my money and all I'm askin' in return, honey. Is to give me my profits when you get home just a, just a, just a, just a. Yeah baby just a, just a, just a, just a. When you get home. just a little bit. Yeah just a little bit.
Aretha Franklin
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I'm on my way back and your love will bring me home? I'm travelling fast and your love will bring me home?
Erasure
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Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
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I'd wish you a happy birthday but I can't tell if Facebook is making an April Fool's joke.
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Can we all admit that the electoral college system is a joke and it should be banished.. This system dosnt make sense to me.
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Dick Clark
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Musician jokes are a kind of joke that usually have to do with how much money someone makes. Musicians are always starving, so they're really mean to each other about who makes what.
Jackson Browne
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You've really got to start hitting the books because it's no joke out here.
Harper Lee
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If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.
Will Rogers
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A poor joke must invent its own laughter.
Latin Proverb
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What an odd thing tourism is. You fly off to a strange land, eagerly abandoning all the comforts of home, and then expend vast quantities of time and money in a largely futile attempt to recapture the comforts that you wouldn't have lost if you hadn't left home in the first place.
Bill Bryson
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Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dir.. joke. That's their natural and first weapon. She will need her sisterhood.
Gloria Steinem
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Every time I'm on the red carpet and they ask,'Who's the mother going to be? I always say Hillary Clinton as a joke. I got a letter in the mail that said, 'I appreciate your request, but I must say I'm very busy doing politics. But if the opportunity ever arises, I would be happy to do something together.
Jason Segel
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Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.
Eddie Murphy
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Being mature is when you finally grow enough, to be able to joke about the things that once broke you as a person.
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