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Home Alone Joke Quotes & Sayings
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That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like a big joke. But I think the guy's for real, and I like his lyrics!
Alan Vega
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When you're watching a cartoon and you understand the dir.. joke that you never understood as a kid.
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Christmas... is not an external event at all, but a piece of one's home that one carries in one's heart.
Freya Stark
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...A community needs a soul if it is to become a true home for human beings. You, the people must git it this soul.
Pope John Paul II
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I have an Iron Man head at home and various other bits downstairs but my home isnt a shrine to Iron Man. But I think its cool.
Robert Downey Jr
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I had Taco Bell last night. I got a Mexican pizza. On my way home, I was like, 'I've gotta go home from the theater, get Taco Bell and go to bed.
Ashlee Simpson
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...A community needs a soul if it is to become a true home for human beings. You, the people must git it this soul.
Pope John Paul II
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You replace it by 23 percent tax, a frank, transparent tax embedded in the cost at retail, and everybody gets to takes their whole check home. And the average income earner gets a 50 percent increase in take-home pay.
John Linder
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I'm no hero. Heroes don't come back. Survivors return home. Heroes never come home. If anyone thinks I'm a hero, I'm not.
Bob Feller
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Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserved; it is life's undress rehearsal, its backroom, its dressing room, from which we go forth to more careful and guarded intercourse, leaving behind...cast-off and everyday clothing.
Harriet Beecher Stowe
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Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserved; it is life's undress rehearsal, its backroom, its dressing room, from which we go forth to more careful and guarded intercourse, leaving behind...cast-off and everyday clothing.
Harriet Beecher Stowe
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Nothing feels better then coming home. Nothing feels better then leaving home.
Unknown
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Philosophy is properly home-sickness; the wish to be everywhere at home.
Novalis
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In Class: 'I'll just do this at home.' At Home: 'I'll just do this in class.'
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The thing about being at home versus being out in the world working is, it's a whole different vibe. When I'm home with my kids and partner, I will cook, even though she's a very good cook. She's learned over the years. We started with basics, you know, how to saute onions, how to saute mushrooms.
Cat Cora
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Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The next time he starts working on you, go limp and soil yourself.
Mike Wilmot
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With silly stuff, it's seventy-five percent confidence. I always tell people that it's because I'm nervous about getting that next laugh and I need to hear it. I always want to condense a joke.
Tim Vine
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I once told a journalist that girls call me 'Kitten,' but I couldn't have been more sarcastic, and no matter how many times I've said that it was a joke, it still doesn't go away.
Joaquin Phoenix
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Now, everybody, I suppose, is aware that in recent years the silly business of divination by dreams has ceased to be a joke and has become a very serious science.
Arthur Machen
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I remember when I was in college, I used to watch Julia Child's cooking show during dinner and joke with my roommates about becoming a TV chef.
Martin Yan
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