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Humorous Success Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Humorous Success" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere.
Mose Allison
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When I started writing this, I found that I simply couldn't take fantasy seriously, so it became humorous, and continued from there.
Piers Anthony
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Congratulations on still somehow not being a mother despite your astonishing s..ual promiscuity.
Unknown
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Success breeds success.
Mia Hamm
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Success always necessitates a degree of ruthlessness. Given the choice of friendship or success, I'd probably choose success.
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Don't let success go to your head. Remember; when success comes, walk in humility.
Bill Newman
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Unknown
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Mom, thanks for providing me with love that's as never-ending as your voice mails.
Unknown
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Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Unknown
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No-one gets an iron-clad guarantee of success. Certainly, factors like opportunity, luck and timing are important. But the backbone of success is usually found in old-fashioned, basic concepts like hard work, determination, good planning and perseverance.
Mia Hamm
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But when they offered this little situation for me to do this voice in this special segment, I found it so incredibly humorous that I said yes, and I enjoyed it. It was fun.
Werner Klemperer
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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
Unknown
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The way a team plays as a whole determines its success. You may have the greatest bunch of individual stars in the world, but if they don't play together, the club won't be worth a dime.
Babe Ruth
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We must stop pulling ourselves and start pushing ourselves towards success. Success is not final, failure is not fatal. It is the courage to continue that gets us there.
Edwin Mamerto
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Success is not a single event - it doesn't come from a one time push to achieve your goals. Rather, success is a way of life.
Kurt Uhlir
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Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
Joseph Heller
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We seem to gain wisdom more readily through our failures than through our successes. We always think of failure as the antithesis of success, but it isn't. Success often lies just the other side of failure.
Leo F Buscaglia
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There is no special formula for success or any rules. Success comes for people who are ambitious, people who work on improving themselves day after day.
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To dream of success is to set a goal of where you want to be; to wake up, take action, and achieve it is what true success is all about.
Idowu Koyenikan
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Would you like me to give you a formula for success? ItÃs quite simple, really. Double your rate of failure. You are thinking of failure as the enemy of success. But it isnÃt at all. You can be discouraged by failure or you can learn from it, So go ahead and make mistakes. Make all you can. Because remember thatÃs where you will find success.
Thomas J Watson
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