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Im Drunk And I Dont Quotes & Sayings
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If you can't take control, let Jesus take the wheel and hope he's not drunk.
Unknown
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I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat... Insane! Insane!
Bob Livingston
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That awkward moment when I'm drunk and you're still ugly...
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I want a lover I dont have to love. I want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk. I need some meaning I can memorize. The kind I always have seems to slip my mind. But you, you write such pretty words but life's no storybook. Love's an excuse to get hurt and to hurt.
Unknown
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Being drunk - 10 points Being in Liverpool - minus 20 points.
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If you dont like me then you dont like me. I dont need to know an explanation because Idgaf.
Unknown
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
P J O'Rourke
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I dont have scales any more and I dont weigh myself. I would urge women everywhere to throw out their scales. Even when I go to the doctors office Im like, Dont tell me. Just write it on your chart and dont tell me. It does you no good to know.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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Please dont make me expect. Please dont lead me on. Please dont leave me hanging. Please dont hurt me.
Unknown
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
Bruce Aidells
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Being tired is worse than being drunk, I speak my mind to much when I'm tired.
Unknown
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Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.
Thomas Love Peacock
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I keep it real, I dont sugar coat, I dont lie and I dont hold back what I have to say. If everyone did this, the world would be a much better place. But because people dont, everyone is living in a fantasy world, and they dont know the truth.
Imani Forpahl
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The man who gets drunk in peacetime is a coward. The man who gets drunk in wartime goes on being a coward.
Jose Bergamin
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A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
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Being drunk will never, ever, be an excuse for cheating.
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Here's to the girls that dont wake up with perfect hair. Who dont mind eating a big mac instead of a salad. Who dont wear 50 pounds of make up. Who'd rather spend the day in sweat pants than jeans. Who love the comfort of t shirts. Who dont get all the guys. Who arent 'popular' but feel like it with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who arent afraid to break a nail. Who dont always get what they want. Who dont need a guy to tell them their beautiful. Here's to the girls that are just like me.
Unknown
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When I do photo shoots for mens magazines, I dont do lingerie, I dont do skimpy bikinis because I feel like, for young women, setting the standard of you can be s..y as hell, but you dont have to have your a.. hanging out. Just me personally, I just dont feel that its necessary to project s..y. I feel like I can project that from the inside out. I can wear something a little s..y, but I dont need to take it to that next level.
Meagan Good
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I get drunk and I like to dance to vinyl records in my room with my friends. I guess I'm not a party girl in the �vagina hanging out of my skirt' kind of way. I like getting drunk and partying but not in a gross way, I'm more like a pi.p. More like a dance commander. Especially in America, 'party girl' is not a good image.
Kesha
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Im not a fancy person. I love small spaces. I like tiny cars. I dont buy things, aside from music and books. I dont get loads of attention and maybe its because Im kind of boring. I dont think Im boring, but I have different interests. I dont go out much, not because Im hiding but because Im not a big drinker. I go out and have a good time, I go to concerts and stuff.
Ellen Page
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