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Jokes About Candy Quotes & Sayings
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Even in my darkest hour I shine like candy paint.
Lil' O
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He brings me candy and kisses too because I'm stuck on him I'll stick to him like glue.
Millie Small
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Youre so sweet theres a wanted poster for you at the candy store.
Unknown
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A walking holiday? What does that mean? Are you gonna give out candy? Like I don't get it.
Jersey Shore
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I got the candy coat a'burnin. About to dip in another flavor. For a week it's been the same color.
Lil Wyte
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Candy smile all the while glinting, your eyes like mica lethal pout hinting.
The Cars
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Deez nuts, that's baggage claim, I'm on them trees like Candy Canes.
Lil Wayne
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When people ask for candy I'm eating, I give them the flavor I don't like.
Unknown
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He was like candy; artificially sweet.
Aly Johnson
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No candy bars unless I've had a low blood sugar where I'm shaky.
Mary Tyler Moore
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I feel like a human pinata. The disappointing thing is, no candy is going to spill out.
Katie Couric
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I thought to myself, Join the army. It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.
John Candy
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
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Im like a jackrabbit throughout the day and like to keep moving whenever I can. More flights of stairs means I can eat more candy!
Kristen Bell
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Grippin grain, switchin lanes, sellin cocaine outta candy thang.
Pimp C
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Buy some candy and cigarettes and we'll get in my car, we'll blast the stereo and we'll drive to Madagascar.
Blink 182
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Hmm, I like the candy I like the chocolate The ice-cream is very good But...I just love my lollipop
Alexandra Stan
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You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
George Carlin
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Say the pu... taste like candy and it got a sweet aroma, I said you might need a soda, he said I dont need a chaser.
Lola Monroe
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I think one of the reasons I love Christmas time so much is because of the endless candy canes that are acceptable to eat.
Unknown
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