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Jokes About Seat Be Quotes & Sayings
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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He who placed me in this seat will keep me here.
Elizabeth I
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You're both safe. Take a seat.
Ryan Seacrest
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A booster seat?
Sponge Bob
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They're piling in the back seat.
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Get down! Everybody's gonna leave their seat.
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He's sitting in the catbird seat.
Red Barber
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Judging people like you're so innocent, have a seat...
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Ejector seat, you're joking.
James Bond
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I did everything by the seat of my pants. That's why I got hurt so much.
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
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'Just pissed with a boner and didn't get any on the toilet seat.' Said no one ever.
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Its 2013, your still mad about interracial relationships? Please take a seat.
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Gotta make my mind up. Which seat can I take?
Rebecca Black
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I got that gun under my seat so don't agitate me. In the blink of an E-Y-E, you would become a memory.
Z-Ro
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