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Kevin Hart Seriously Funnying Idiot Quotes & Sayings
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These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got on a damn Tinted Construction Mask.
Kevin Hart
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Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the bowl. GET OUT THE BOWL!
Kevin Hart
333 Likes
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How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what kinda sick dream were you having that caused that.
Kevin Hart
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The only time you should look back in life, is to see how far you have come.
Kevin Hart
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So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you pass it, make sure staples are in it, because if it isn't, I can't staple anything.
Kevin Hart
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The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!
Kevin Hart
183 Likes
If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin. And let me tell you 1 more thing b!@$%
Kevin Hart
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Well, you somebody's ni..., wearin this ni... tie.
Kevin Hart
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Get off Facebook while in church.
Kevin Hart
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I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.
Kevin Hart
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No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in the bed.
Kevin Hart
59 Likes
One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know how you know when you lost a fight to your woman? When the cops come to your house and ask you do you want to press charges. That's how you know it didn't go as you planned.
Kevin Hart
298 Likes
I'd come from the bottom of the barrel. Just Owen Hart getting out of the shadow of Bret Hart's little brother. Everyone figured, this is a joke, Owen's going to get squashed.
Owen Hart
13 Likes
Somebody once asked me if I changed my name for acting. What kind of an idiot would want to suffer a lifetime of food jokes? And every article ever written about me says something about 'sizzling Bacon' or 'out of the frying pan' or 'bringing home the Bacon.'
Kevin Bacon
4 Likes
I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know Luca Perry from 20th and 25th?
Kevin Hart
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There is no one thoroughly despicable. We cannot descend much lower than an idiot; and an idiot has some advantages over a wise man.
William Hazlitt
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If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord.
Johannes Sebastian Bach
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I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
Billy Madison
11 Likes
Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are that T-shirt might not be ur size...Tubby Tubby.
Kevin Hart
170 Likes
Galileo was no idiot. Only an idiot could believe that science requires martyrdom - that may be necessary in religion, but in time a scientific result will establish itself.
David Hilbert
1 Likes
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