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A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctors book.
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I always wanted to know how long 'forever' was and by looking at some people's relationships, it's around 3 to 4 weeks.
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I am of a healthy long lived race, and our minds improve with age.
William Butler Yeats
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I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.
Victor Hugo
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.
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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives a women wild? No... it's a $100 bill.
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Less is more except when it comes to mistakes. How long is long? It depends how long it takes.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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The average person living to age 70 has 613, 000 hours of life. This is too long a period not to have fun.
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It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"
Winnie The Pooh
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I wanted to do an hour-long show, and I wanted to something that was dramatic and sometimes funny and humorous, as well. I'm just delighted to have this opportunity to be a part of this project.
Ron Glass
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As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
Oscar Wilde
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
Elayne Boosler
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Working hours are never long enough. Each day is a holiday, and ordinary holidays are grudged as enforced interruptions in an absorbing vocation.
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In this age, which believes that there is a short cut to everything, the greatest lesson to be learned is that the most difficult way is, in the long run, the easiest.
Henry Miller
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I put my hand on the dark skin and felt the chill of centuries long gone. It was as if I had touched the Stone Age.
Nikolai Vereshchagin
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