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Mom And Daughter Joke Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Mom And Daughter Joke" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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My mom woke me up this morning by screaming at the top of her lungs because Mac Miller was on mtv...Like mother, like daughter?
Unknown
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I wanna to be a mom & raise them in cincinnati 'cuz I couldn't imagine pushing my daughter's stroller w/ paparazzi around
Vanessa Lachey
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My Mom has always been one of my biggest supporters and the wisdom she has given me over the years has helped shaped the person I am today.
Catherine Pulsifer
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Remember that the task of a single mom is not a joke. It is very difficult for children to be raised by both parent. How much more a single mother? You have to be ready for this great task and never try to unleash your frustration on your children.
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My mom is a never-ending song in my heart of comfort, happiness and being. I may sometimes forget the words but I always remember the tune.
Graycie Harmon
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They wrapped her up like a baby burrito to show to Mom. Here were a mother and her daughter and I love them both so much. I couldn't wait for Courtney to come to the hospital so I could have all my women together.
Al Roker
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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In fact, my mom always told me because I was the daughter of an Army officer born overseas in Paris, France, that under the Constitution she believed that I could never run for president.
Karen Hughes
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I'm a bad person to lieing to my mom all the time..im sorry..im not best daughter in the world.
Unknown
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I was watching TV one day, and it was just like some commercial with a kid my age, and I was like, 'Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!' and she came running in, and I was like, 'I wanna do that! I wanna be on TV!'
Victoria Justice
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Mom, thank you for always being there for me. Not just for when I needed you, but for when I needed you most.
Unknown
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A son is a son till he gets a wife; a daughter is a daughter for the rest of her life.
Unknown
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My very sassy, older southern sister is very quick to point out that it's a luxury that my daughter gets to come to work with me. She does, and I have lunch with her every single day. My mom says I have 'high class problems.'
Angela Kinsey
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As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
Oscar Wilde
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If there anything more beautiful in this world than a lily in bloom or drops of rain falling on your face, it is the birth of a daughter. On your Birthday dear daughter, we're experiencing that beauty all over again. Happy Birthday to you!
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I feel like I'm a stay-at-home mom, which I was for the five years before this. She's absolutely been my focus. That's the choice I made. Desperate Housewives is perfect for me. I get to go back to work and still be able to take my daughter to school and pick her up.
Teri Hatcher
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When a mother quarrels with a daughter, she has a double dose of unhappiness hers from the conflict, and empathy with her daughter's from the conflict with her. Throughout her life a mother retains this special need to maintain a good relationship with her daughter.
Terri Apter
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Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.
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MOM turned upside down spells WOW! Mom you were the best!
Rick Sutter
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People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
Ricky Gervais
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