TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
New Job Funny Poem Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "New Job Funny Poem" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Poets
Poetry
Funny
Work
Economy
Money
Work
Job
Funny Unemployment
Funny
Dating
Funny Facebook Status
Myths
Men And Women
Bosses Day
Job
Jokes
Sarcasm
Managers
Show more
Management
Career
Employees
Purpose
Judgment
Healing
Positivity
Feelings
Being Hurt
Broken Promises
Being Disappointed
People Change
Funny Pilot
Men
God
Haters
Negative People
Reason
Funny Christmas
Funny Christmas Card
Humorous Christmas
Christmas Humor
Facebook
Funny Facebook Status
Clever Facebook Status
Interesting
New Year Funny
Funny New Year
Bible
QUOTES
I was told repeatedly, You would be pretty if it weren't for that nose, You'd work more if it weren't for that nose. Hey have you considered getting a nose job?' You would think I had a nose the size of Texas. I was young and impressionable and I was told that enough that I started to believe it, so I got a nose job.
Kathy Griffin
6 Likes
Sponsored Links
Writing is like this-you dredge for the poem's meaning the way police dredge for a body. They think it is down there under the black water, they work the grappling hooks back and forth.
Paul Engle
2 Likes
Writing quotes
I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job...and you ain't got sh*t to do. -Smokey
Friday
822 Likes
Marijuana quotes
Pot quotes
Pothead quotes
Weed quotes
Stoner quotes
420 quotes
Happy 420 Day quotes
4 20 quotes
Happy 4 20 quotes
420 Facebook Status quotes
Funny 420 quotes
Getting High quotes
Movie quotes
You have made me a better person by loving me for who I am. Happy anniversary, An Anniversary message by poem, Your anniversary is a time, For sharing ur affection, It's obvious the two of u, Have quite a deep connection!
Unknown
96 Likes
10 Year Anniversary quotes
A perfect poem is impossible. Once it had been written, the world would end.
Robert Graves
4 Likes
End Of The World quotes
Sponsored Links
For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
Unknown
20 Likes
New Year Funny quotes
Funny New Year quotes
Funny New Years Resolution quotes
Ooh, it's too embarrassing to share my innermost romantic secrets - although I have written Danielle the odd poem. If anything they are more comedic than romantic. They used to be well-received but that was before she started studying Shakespeare at drama college. Now I feel so inept.
Gary Lineker
3 Likes
Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.
Unknown
8 Likes
New Year Funny quotes
Funny New Year quotes
Funny New Years Resolution quotes
My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.
Unknown
21 Likes
New Year Funny quotes
Funny New Year quotes
Funny New Years Resolution quotes
A flower may die, the sun may set,but a friend like you ill never forget, your name is precious, it will never grow old,its engraved in my heart with letters of gold.
Unknown
144 Likes
Cute Friendship quotes
Friend Love quotes
True Friend quotes
Poem quotes
Sponsored Links
Funny is funny is funny.
Bob Newhart
0 Likes
Dreams are the bright creatures of poem and legend, who sport on earth in the night season, and melt away in the first beam of the sun, which lights grim care and stern reality on their daily pilgrimage through the world
Charles Dickens
52 Likes
Dreams quotes
I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
Paul Feig
6 Likes
My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
Unknown
22 Likes
New Year Funny quotes
Funny New Year quotes
Funny New Years Resolution quotes
Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
Unknown
800 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Long quotes
Sponsored Links
I absolutely have no foresight. I used to think I had a lot when I was younger. I worked really hard in school to give myself options, and I've literally taken those options and thrown them down the toilet. Purposely - not to make that sound totally negative. It's what I want. I want to keep doing what I'm doing. It's funny, people ask me all the time: 'What do you do for fun? What do you do when you're not acting?' It's a strange thing, acting. It's a business, it's a job, everything like that. All it is, is self-reflection. You just never stop caring about people and I've never stopped doing that, so I'm sure it'll seep into other areas of my life. I want to write. I'm not going to school because I can't take the structure of it, but I'm not going to stop learning.
Kristen Stewart
41 Likes
When I was very young and the urge to be someplace was on me, I was assured by mature people that maturity would cure this itch. When years described me as mature, the remedy prescribed was middle age. In middle age I was assured that greater age would calm my fever and now that I am fifty-eight perhaps senility will do the job. Nothing has worked. In other words, I don't improve, in further words, once a bum always a bum. I fear the disease is incurable.
John Steinbeck
43 Likes
Funny quotes
Age quotes
Although teachers do care and do work very, very hard, the institution is psychopathic-it has no conscience. It rings a bell and the young man in the middle of writing a poem must close his notebook and move to a different cell where he must memorize that humans and monkeys derive from a common ancestor.
John Taylor Gatto
2 Likes
The divine spark leaps from the finger of God to the finger of Adam, whether it takes ultimate shape in a law of physics or a law of the land, a poem or a policy, a sonata or a mechanical computer.
Alfred Whitney Griswold
1 Likes
I love to compare different time frames. Poetry can evoke the time of the subject. By a very careful choice of words you can evoke an era, completely throw the poem into a different time scale.
Robert Morgan
2 Likes
1
...
22
23
24
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 04
Actions Speak Louder Than Words
Being Played
Facebook Status
Fitness
Good Morning
Honor
I Dont Want To Lose You
Lessons
Losing
Moving On With Life
Peace
Photography
Politics
Priorities
Realization
Relationship
School
Self-sacrifice
Simplicity
Today
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™