TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Not Drunk Today Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Not Drunk Today" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Being Drunk
Being Drunk
Drinking
Honesty
Words
Truth
Funny Facebook Status
Drinking
Weekend
Confession
Best Friend
Funny
Drunk
Police
Facebook Status
Accidents
Regrets
Driving
Alcohol
Show more
Party
New Years Love
Funny Facebook Status
Childhood
Memories
Happy
Today
Doing Your Best
Motivational
Inspirational
Live For Today
Work
Happy Friday
Embarrassment
Girlfriend
Humor
Bragging
Funny
Writing
Writers
Being
Logic
Ugliness
College
Behavior
New Year
Jokes
Control
Jesus Christ
QUOTES
The intense perfumes of the wild herbs as we trod them underfoot made us feel almost drunk.
Jacqueline Du Pre
3 Likes
Sponsored Links
Ebay is probably the most dangerous place to hang around after a night of drinking.
Unknown
28 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Being Drunk quotes
Internet quotes
An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Unknown
15 Likes
Funny quotes
Irish quotes
You're a go go dancer and don't understand why you have such a bad marriage...maybe your husband doesn't like you dancing on drunk men?
Unknown
12 Likes
Life on the road can get a little one-dimensional. I didn't want to reach 40 and have to say all I'd done was look out the window of a tour bus and get drunk.
Bruce Dickinson
2 Likes
Sponsored Links
After the crash happened, I was so humiliated and embarrassed. I thought of Mothers Against Drunk Drivers, that they must hate me.
Tracey Gold
1 Likes
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns
29 Likes
Funny quotes
Alcohol quotes
The chosen one, from the land of the frozen sun where drunk nights get remembered more than sober ones.
Talib Kweli
16 Likes
Punchline quotes
Want the kind of woman who can make me feel right, not sloppy drunk s.. on a Saturday night.
Brad Nowell
30 Likes
Eating Taco Bell is like sleeping with your ex. I feel horrible afterwards and I'm always drunk when I do it.
Unknown
231 Likes
Funny quotes
Ex Girlfriend quotes
Ex Boyfriend quotes
Sponsored Links
This Saturday has been sponsored by Tylenol and Jack Daniels.
Unknown
125 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Weekend quotes
Being Drunk quotes
It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
Unknown
38 Likes
Drunk Driving quotes
You get sloppy drunk, I stay whiskey neat, my clique should be cancelled, freaks and geeks.
Childish Gambino
8 Likes
Yo' bi... chose to roam in the Spitta zone, now you drunk watching E.T. wishing she phone home.
Curren$y
29 Likes
Sure, sometimes you just want to have a scene where you're drunk or having fun. I'm hoping for a fall from grace for Nate. Five years from now, I better have murdered someone!
Chace Crawford
1 Likes
Sponsored Links
'My country, right or wrong' is a thing no patriot would ever think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying 'My mother, drunk or sober.'
Gilbert K Chesterton
5 Likes
Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after.
Joyce Brothers
4 Likes
Economy quotes
Me, I'd prefer to have a good reputation rather than getting press for being scandalous, getting drunk in public, staying out late and so on.
Sophia Bush
3 Likes
Let me apologize right now for all of the drunk tweets & pictures that will be posted tonight. Dont hate me. Bye.
Unknown
11 Likes
Twitter quotes
People always expect you to be jumping out of a Rolls Royce and being in the papers for drunk and disorderly or sleeping around.
Davy Jones
1 Likes
1
...
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 26
Amazing Love
Better Than You
Concern
Fool
Forgive And Forget
Grace
Heroism
Love
Meditation
One Of A Kind
Overcoming Challenges
PAtience
Sadness
Self Pity
Sin
Soldiers
Staying Strong
TIme
Treatment
Wedding Anniversary
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™