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Old People Funeral Quotes & Sayings
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Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.
Kehlog Albran
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I didn't have enough trepidation about playing a gay funeral director not to play it. I didn't have enough trepidation about playing a serial killer not to take the challenge. If people are inclined to associate me with a character I'm playing, I suppose that's a good thing. It's better than like, 'Well, clearly you're not that guy.
Michael C Hall
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He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, Dust to dust, some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, I'll be waiting for you in heaven--with a gun.
Jack Handy
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He who comes for the inheritance is often made to pay for the funeral
Yiddish Proverb
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I've had this black suit on. Roaming around like I'm ready for a funeral.
Frank Ocean
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I've a great fancy to see my own funeral afore I die.
Maria Edgeworth
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I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral.
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Anything awful makes me laugh. I misbehaved once at a funeral.
Charles Lamb
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According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
Jerry Seinfeld
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According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
Jerry Seinfeld
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An obituary should be an exercise in contemporary history, not a funeral oration.
Peter Utley
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When I was 7 years old, I put on shows for everyone at my grandpa's funeral. I was always the little entertainer.
Natalie Portman
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If you want to really know what your friends and family think of you die broke, and then see who shows up for the funeral.
Gregory Nunn
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When I die, I'll probably climb out of the coffin and play the organ at my own funeral!
Rick Wakeman
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Funeral pomp is more for the vanity of the living than for the honor of the dead.
Francois De La Rochefoucauld
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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Mark Twain
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Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.
Mark Twain
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Every state funeral that shines is on its decline
Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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I was waiting for my hearse. What came next was so much worse. It took a funeral to make me feel alive.
Sixx AM
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I seldom go into a natural history museum without feeling as if I were attending a funeral.
John Burroughs
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