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Papers End Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.
Robert Paul
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I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.
Robert Paul
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One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.
Plato
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It's scary that 50% of all marriages end in divorce...it's even scarier that the other 50% last forever.
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I am always drawn to men that are funny. I do not know why. But I am always drawn to people that are struggling with parts of themselves... But it's like in the end, there has to be confidence.
Vanessa Carlton
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If the world doesnt end on December 21st, 2012, I have a feeling there will be a lot of babies born on September 20th, 2013.
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Life's like your Ex-boyfriend it has it's up it has it's down but in the end you still finish it.
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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
Tim Allen
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Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.
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Sometimes I wouldn't give an interview because I didn't have the time or something else was more important. So they come up with a story which I don't think is always true, but they have to sell papers.
Martina Hingis
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The doctor who applied a stethoscope to my heart was not satisfied. I was told to get my papers with the clerk in the outer hall. I was medically rejected.
C S Forester
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If you don't know what to do with many of the papers piled on your desk, stick a dozen colleagues initials on them and pass them along. When in doubt, route.
Malcolm Forbes
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Every author really wants to have letters printed in the papers. Unable to make the grade, he drops down a rung of the ladder and writes novels.
P G Wodehouse
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Whenever I was upset by something in the papers, Jack always told me to be more tolerant, like a horse flicking away flies in the summer.
Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
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I have said consistently both in my papers and in my speeches - which you heard in the primary campaign - that I will continue to phase out the Capital Stock and Franchise tax.
Ed Rendell
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Music for me is an emotional thing and it really does make me happy. It's not a tool for me to get fame or see my face in the papers or anything like that. It's about the fact that I really do enjoy it.
Ville Valo
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Charles M Schulz
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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Charles M Schulz
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You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned.
Judith Viorst
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