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Quetion And Answer Funny Quotes & Sayings
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.
Erma Bombeck
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You can find the answer, the solution lies within the problem, the answer is in every question. Dig it?
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Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer.
William S Burroughs
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I rarely text back and answer calls. So if I reply or answer yours, you must mean a lot to me.
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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
Douglas Adams
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An approximate answer to the right question is worth far more than a precise answer to the wrong one.
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Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: 'Jim's whor.. house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.'
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We learn more by looking for the answer to a question and not finding it than we do from learning the answer itself.
Lloyd Alexander
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
George Bernard Shaw
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You're the answer, son. You're the answer to 'are we alone in the universe.' -Jonathan Kent
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There comes a point when a man must refuse to answer to his leader if he is also to answer to his own conscience.
Hartley William Shawcross
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Colors answer feeling in man; shapes answer thought; and motion answers will.
John Sterling
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No answer is a clear answer.
Billy Meier
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All I ever promised was that I was sure I could develop a new pharmacological agent which might answer a physiological question. Any utility would be implicit in that answer.
James W Black
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Arithmetic is where the answer is right and everything is nice and you can look out of the window and see the blue sky - or the answer is wrong and you have to start over and try again and see how it comes out this time.
Carl Sandburg
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By asking a novel question that you don't know the answer to, you discover whether you can formulate a way of finding the answer, and you stretch your own mind, and very often you learn something new.
Walter Gilbert
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When I'm asked that question, I refuse to answer because if I give up the answer, what they gonna talk about? lol (On if her body is real).
Lola Monroe
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The first question which you will ask and which I must try to answer is this; What is the use of climbing Mount Everest? and my answer must at once be, it is no use. There is not the slightest prospect of any gain whatsoever.
George Leigh Mallory
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When I interview people, and they give me an immediate answer, they're often not thinking. So I'm silent. I wait. Because they think they have to keep answering. And it's the second train of thought that's the better answer.
Robin Leach
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If I don't answer my phone the first time you call, calling 5 more times isn't going to make me answer.
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