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Alcohol is not the answer to all questions.. But, if you don't get the answer it helps you to forget the question.
Nishan Panwar
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If you could sit down with Jesus, you wouldn't need anybody else. He could answer all of your questions. Instead of Einstein and Louis Pasteur and Madame Curry, you could just have Jesus and he could answer for all of them.
Carol Alt
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The simple answer is I'd just be a guy trying to feed my family, like everybody else. The complicated answer is, I think I'd be in some sort of military or government world of some sort.
Antoine Fuqua
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The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, Is there a meaning to music? My answer would be, Yes. And Can you state in so many words what the meaning is? My answer to that would be, No.
Aaron Copland
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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer s.. raises some pretty good questions
Woody Allen
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Far better an approximate answer to the right question, which is often vague, than the exact answer to the wrong question, which can always be made precise.
John Tukey
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I don't believe he had a responsibility to even answer that question - you have no responsibility to answer personal questions that people have no right to ask you.
Chris Matthews
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If you write, one of the questions you're always trying to answer is, Where do you get your ideas? And, if you write, you know how pointless a question this is and how difficult it is to answer.
Lynn Abbey
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The answer is there is no answer.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Readers respond to every genre intensely, if it's a genre that appeals to them. Again, who can say why anyone enjoys horror and dark fantasy? If I can't answer the question for myself, I wouldn't dream of trying to answer it for others.
Laurell K Hamilton
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I'll answer to just about anything. Sometimes people mistake me for Sarah Jessica Parker, and I answer to that, too.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Just before she died she asked, What is the answer? No answer came. She laughed and said, In that case, what is the question? Then she died.
Gertrude Stein
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Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer.
William S Burroughs
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If we can really understand the problem, the answer will come out of it, because the answer is not separate from the problem
Jiddu Krishnamurti
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I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
Marie Corelli
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The test of a good teacher is not how many questions he can ask his pupils that they will answer readily, but how many questions he inspires them to ask him which he finds it hard to answer
Alice Wellington Rollins
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We learn more by looking for the answer to a question and not finding it than we do from learning the answer itself.
Lloyd Alexander
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That awkward moment when you confidently say the wrong answer aloud in class.
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That awkward moment when your mom thinks you have an attitude, when all you did was answer her question.
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If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence... Your answer should always be, Please don't hit me again officer...
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