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When your mother is mad and asks you, Do I look stupid? it's best not to answer her.
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When your dad is mad and asks you, Do I look stupid? Dont answer him
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I don't know the question, but s.. is definitely the answer.
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If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
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Someone asked someone who was about my age: How are you? The answer was, Fine. If you don't ask for details.
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No matter how old you are, when a little kid gives you a Toy Phone and says its for you, you answer that sh*t.
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If you can't answer a man's arguments, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
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Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: 'Local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?'
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Does the imam have a legal right to build the mosque at Ground Zero? The answer is yes. But is it the right thing to do? The answer is no. And most Americans, and most moderate Muslims, join with me in that call.
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My girlfriend caught me blow drying my pe..s...She asked what was I doing. Apparently, 'heating up your dinner' wasn't a s..y answer.
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And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has a pack in his back, my answer is, if someone was feeding him answers, couldn't they be able to feed him better ones than he came up with?
Bill Maher
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And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has a pack in his back, my answer is, if someone was feeding him answers, couldn't they be able to feed him better ones than he came up with?
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And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has a pack in his back, my answer is, if someone was feeding him answers, couldn't they be able to feed him better ones than he came up with?
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A genius sometimes can not answer a simple question asked by a stupid person.
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*Missed a call* Then you call back, but they don't answer. What? Did they die within 5 seconds?
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The answer to old age is to keep one's mind busy and to go on with one's life as if it were interminable. I always admired Chekhov for building a new house when he was dying of tuberculosis.
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If you're going to figure something out, study ethics. You can ask What's the answer? What's right and wrong? What I learned is that nobody knows the answer and there is no right and wrong. So I'm incapable of becoming a fundamentalist because there are no absolutes, there's always a what if.
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Raising right question is awakening; getting its answer is stimulating; But, nothing better than the best is finding the right answer to the right question.
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I mean I appreciate fan mail and that the people like what I am doing but I can't answer it. If I would answer 25 letters a day I would be just a guy answering mail and not an artist anymore.
Henry Rollins
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Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, s.. raises some pretty good questions.
Woody Allen
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