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Real Funny Facebook Quotes & Sayings
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Welcome to Facebook: Where ho.. call out ho.. when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really their faker then Pamela Anderson's boobies, where lame a.. dudes talk about how their balling and got money to blow but really they can't even afford a mcdouble from McDonald's and their living with their parents on the down low, where people post pics of food claiming they made it when they know damn well it's just a tv dinner, where chicks post pics wearing almost nothing trying to get as many likes as they can and they call guys desperate when their the ones looking desperate in the first place! It's more like welcome to drama-Fakebook
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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Need a friend? Text me. Need a laugh? Call me. Need money?! This number is no longer in service...
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Screaming "Your not my real LADDER!" at your Step ladder.
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Oh, you're a model? What's your agency? Instagram...
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
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On the 12th day of Facebook, Facebook gave to me, 12 pouters pouting, 11 pokers poking, 10 haters hating, 9 dudes I'm blocking, 8 attention seekers, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 invitations, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends requests & sleaze who won't stop in-boxing meeee!
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It's adorable when sleep tries to compete with Facebook.
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Starbucks acts like they're so fancy. You sell hot black water and muffins. Calm down.
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Some people seriously need to get off Facebook and make some real friends. Stop complaining about your life, no one cares.
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People nowadays take pictures, not for memories, but to post them on facebook and get comments.
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