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San Patricks Day Funny Quotes & Sayings
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It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames
Harry Hill
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One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, "Farewell to Fat".
Richard Simmons
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Jerry Seinfeld
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My previous assumption that you were a little bit off has been totally cleared up now that I realize you're just Canadian.
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May this be the year people stop mistaking your most talented citizens for Americans.
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This blonde chick called me the other day. I couldn't stop laughing at her, because the first thing she said was, can I have your number?
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Nothing ruins a beautiful summer day like seeing a hipster wearing a winter hat.
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I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I saw a big furry man outside my window. It's not funny! It was real.
Barry Watson
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Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
Bill Cosby
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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Robert Orben
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Here's to screwing up America so badly that the Native Americans wouldn't even want it back.
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I realized that we were all sort of conspiring, well, not conspiring against each other, but all this cloak and dagger stuff and I was like; what is this?
Eric San
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On matters of race, on matters of decency, baseball should lead the way.
Laura San Giacomo
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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San Francisco is perhaps the most European of all American cities.
Cecil Beaton
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The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
Mark Twain
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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Playing with decks, for me, has always been about trying new things. I make it a point to keep trying different things, keep pushing it a little bit at a time.
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That was one of the worst passes Ive ever seen, and certainly the worst pass in the history of the San Antonio Spurs.
Bill Walton
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To all the unselfish moms out there who traded eyeliner for dark circles, salon haircuts for ponytails, long baths for quick showers, late nights for early mornings, designer bags for diaper bags, and wouldn't change a thing. Happy Mothers Day!
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