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Slap My Butt Quotes & Sayings
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I remember when I was younger I thought getting your period was cool because it meant growing up. I wish I could go back, and slap myself.
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When I meet the president, I'll be like, 'hey, it's the valedictorian of the electoral college!' and he'll slap my back and hand me a brew.
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I want to slap on you, but I don't want a slut on my hand!!
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I'm shy and can't for the life of me barge around and slap people on the back. I sit in a corner by myself and am tickled to death when someone comes over to talk to me.
Alan Ladd
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Being nice to someone you would rather slap isn't being fake...it's just sucking it up and acting like an adult.
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I'll tell you what I did need to learn was tolerance, and I think I've been actually given a daily opportunity to practice that, and it's - it's - and I know that that sounds almost like a backhanded slap, and it is in a way because I haven't been successful at it every day.
Mel Gibson
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And before I'd got to the end of the first paragraph, I'd come up slap bang against a fundamental problem that still troubles me today whenever I begin a story, and it's this: where am I telling it from?
Philip Pullman
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I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like that ever happened, but I often wonder if I would have turned the other cheek.
Max Von Sydow
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I know that. I'm having a ball. I'm not slap happy. I'm just filled up with joy and with peace and with all kinds of things that have eluded me for quite a few years. And they're back and they're thriving.
Liza Minnelli
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Sometimes those fears creep into the back of your head, but then you slap yourself and think, 'Oh, woe is me! People actually like me.' What a silly thing to worry about. This is a huge opportunity, and I'm excited.
Ben McKenzie
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If you still lag texts in order to 'play hard to get' or 'tease' you need a slap in the face and realize high school ended years ago.
Unknown
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Yeah, young sire, slap the fu.. out Jon Cryer. Rough rider, raw bust inside a vagina.
Mac Miller
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You can blow up people and still get a PG-13 tag, but the ratings board moves faster than a speeding bullet to slap an R on any movie as soon as s.. enters the picture.
Seth Rogen
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I'm allergic to haters. Side Affects: May cause me to slap a bi....
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she was the best friend there ever could be she used to be best friends with only me now someone else has taken my place it feels like a stinging slap right on the face.
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So I look around at all these stupid little faces. Something I can never slap, but I embrace. You'll never ever see, you'll never ever be, You want to fu.. around? Then come on, fu.. with me.
Korn
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When someone says expect the unexpected, slap them and say I bet you didn't expect that!
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Being nice to someone you'd rather slap isn't being fake, it's called sucking it up and acting like an adult!
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Come to Butt-Head!
Beavis And Butthead
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It's tiny [his butt], what can I do?
Ricky Martin
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