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Speeding Vehicle Jokeshicle Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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day off in paris, then going to belguim, in a plane that's faster than a speeding bullet. then we work!
Ryan Ross
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I got a whip so fast that I caught a ticket speeding, and my bi... so bad that I'm never ever cheating.
Wiz Khalifa
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It is a strange thing, but when you are dreading something, and would give anything to slow down time, it has a disobliging habit of speeding up.
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work.
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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
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If the workers took a notion they could stop all speeding trains; every ship upon the ocean they can tie with mighty chains.
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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I figured, let me just cut myself off from everybody, take a minute and pull a Flintstone, stop a speeding car by using my bare feet as brakes.
Dave Chappelle
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Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant.
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I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humor rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots of jokes in it, I wouldn't know how to do jokes without the story.
Steven Moffat
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
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You can blow up people and still get a PG-13 tag, but the ratings board moves faster than a speeding bullet to slap an R on any movie as soon as s.. enters the picture.
Seth Rogen
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By overhauling current rules and speeding the entry of competitors in the market, we encourage competition and provide our constituents with new choices and cheaper bills.
Melissa Bean
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Summer should get a fu..ing speeding ticket.
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Still, whether we like it or not, the task of speeding up the decrease of the human population becomes increasingly urgent.
Havelock Ellis
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People are far more sincere and good-humored at speeding their parting guests than on meeting them
Anton Chekhov
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I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
Steven Wright
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Fly in the hive, buzzin, them bugs can't be him, illegible letters in my ledger they can't read'em, smiling, money piling, I'm cheesin', odometer broke didn't know that I was speeding.
Currensy
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Fly in the hive, buzzin, them bugs can't be him, illegible letters in my ledger they can't read'em, smiling, money piling, I'm cheesin', odometer broke didn't know that I was speeding.
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