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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
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If I were hanged on the highest hill, Mother o' mine, O mother o' mine! I know whose love would follow me still Mother o' mine, O mother o' mine!
Rudyard Kipling
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Liking your own status, is like high-fiving yourself in public...
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My mother used to pitch to me and my father would shag balls. If I hit one up the middle close to my mother, I'd have some extra chores to do. My mother was instrumental in making me a pull hitter.
Eddie Mathews
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I had a white guy tell me...he said, 'Bern, why do black folks use the word 'mother-fu..er?' Well, I'm gonna break down what the word mother-fu..er actually means. Mother-fu..er is somethin' that black folks have been using for years. It's about expression. Don't be ashamed of the word mother-fu..er. Because the word mother-fu..er is a noun: it describes a person, place, or thing!
Bernie Mac
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Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is calling me a doctor because I own Band-aids.
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I told my daughter that she can't have boyfriend till her age is off the clock. *puts military clock on wall*
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human.
Rainn Wilson
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Kind words are short and easy to speak; but their echo.. are truly endless
Mother Teresa
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It is true that short forms of poetry have been cultivated in the Far East more than in modern Europe; but in all European literature short forms of poetry are to be found - indeed quite as short as anything in Japanese.
Lafcadio Hearn
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Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way-which isn't necessarily funny. I mean the lines aren't necessarily so funny to begin with.
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We don't have to have s.., let's just get naked and see what happens.
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I can't be more thankful than I already am to be blessed with a mother as loving and caring as you. I just want you to know that you are always in my thoughts even if I am miles away. And whether I say it or not, Mother, I love you! Happy Mother's day.
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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I think the Mother is gradually revealing itself to me and taking over. But it is not the Mother alone. It is the Mother and the Father, the male and the female, sort of gradually having their marriage.
Bede Griffiths
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
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There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect
Roseanne Barr
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I don't understand those couples that fight and then a minute later change their Facebook status to 'Single.' I fight with my parents but you dont see me change my status to 'Orphan.'
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