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You shoulda gone to China. You know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events. -Juno
Juno (The Movie)
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Getting away from a white or light colored tuxedo shirt is always a little dangerous. Certain staples shouldn't be mixed with. Light pink or blue is not bad, but again, you're just breaking from a classic.
Paul Feig
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Golddigger whor..s on my sack cuz my shirt tag irritate me, groupie cunts on my cock cuz I put a dollar in the tip jar n take the rest out.
Lil B
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I went to a Christian school, so things are real locked-down. There was dress code and a button-up shirt, which would hang down pretty low if it was untucked. We would lower our pants and come from the desk and go up to the teacher and talk like this and bend over.
Ryan Phillippe
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DJ turn me up, Crank dat to the max, I got lots of guala, I be blowin stacks, Polo on my hat, Sho.. and shirt ta match, I be so turned up, I be swaggin to da max.
Travis Porter
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A guy who truly loves a girl, doesn't need to unbutton her shirt to get a better view of her heart.
Unknown
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These thieves defend themselves by saying, 'I was there all the time, and the officials missed me.' Favorite excuses for missing surveillance checkpoints: jacket covered the number took off the shirt with the number hidden in a crowd.
Joe Henderson
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It's just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are little tray. I got to shut the curtains. I'm in my boxer shorts and shirt. I'm going to take a bath and go to bed. But I want to shut the blinds so it's really dark in the room.
Danny DeVito
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DJ turn me up, crank it to the max. I got lots of gwalla, I be blowin stacks. Polo on my hat, sho.. and shirt dat match. I be so turnt up, I be swaggin to the max.
Roscoe Dash
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Aye cream cheese and a bagel. Have a glass of milk and an ego. I'm rockin pjs and no shirt. I smoke weed eat yogurt.
Mac Miller
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In the past I would just throw on jeans and a T-shirt and kind of schlep around and now I'm like, 'Oh I should curl my hair today.' I'm wearing more dresses and heels in the afternoon which I never used to do...I was born and raised in California and I was all sandals, all the time. Now I'm like, 'What bracelet would match this blouse?'
Alison Brie
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This is what we call a redneck air conditioner. It keeps you cool, it keeps you wet, wet t-shirt contest all in one.
Honey Boo Boo Child
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Well, you know, it's been interesting because an album is just a snapshot of where you are at that time. Not all pictures of everybody are just in jeans and a 'T' shirt, or a ball gown. You have many different sides and this is a snapshot of where you are at that time.
Diana Krall
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Sales man: You got time for lunch? Homer: Yeah..but I usually have 2 or 3. Salesman: You like thai? Homer: Yeah, ya like shirt?
Matt Groening
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It would be a tragic waste of talent if you didn't enter every conceivable spring break wet t-shirt contest.
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The biggest honor I can bestow upon America this Memorial Day is not taking my shirt off.
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I bought you a T-shirt with Romney's name on it for Black Friday...I was gonna buy you an Obama one, but they were all sold out.
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My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.
Roseanne Barr
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I slept with someone in Fall Out Boy and all I got was this stupid T-shirt ... they wake up with Pete Wentz from Illinois.
Pete Wentz
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Don't forget to get your Motley Crue t-shirt, you know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail.
Motley Crue
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